突如其来的教师节

天早晨，我来到学校，发现学校门口多了四位卖花的阿姨，我觉得非常奇怪，今天难道是妇女节么?不对呀，妇女节不是3月8日么?我左想想右想想，终于恍然大悟，哦——今天原来是我们敬爱的老师的节日“教师节”呀!我拍了拍我的脑袋一下，责怪自己：“哎呦——看我这个榆木脑袋，怎么能连这么重要的节日都忘掉了呢!”我赶忙摸了摸口袋，空空如也，就像是我改编的《望庐山瀑布》中的一句一样“一摸口袋没带钱!”不过没有关系，教师节又不是只有早晨才过，下午就不过了!就这样，我大摇大摆地走进了学校。

下午，我穿着那双老爸花了2百多块钱的运动鞋，兴高采烈地跑去学校，在校门口时，我无视了所有的人以及所有的物，再次大摇大摆地走进了学校。到了班上，我看见，同学们手里竟然都拿着一朵朵的花，这是我才想起来，大叫道：“哎呀!忘买花了!”说完，我再次摸了摸口袋，再次出现了“一摸口袋没带钱”的场景，呃……怎么办才好呢?我的记性真是差到极点了!

教师节木有给老师送花!我真的不淡定了!我都没脸再去见老师了!不过还好，第二节英语下课，最聪明，但最爱捣乱的杜同志想出了一个十全九美的主意，那就是，当我们的班主任梁老师推门而入时，我们就大喊“梁老师教师节快乐”这八个字，我本来还想现场飙戏，甩泪，可是由于技术不够，还是免了。

在这紧要关头，报告情况的夏同志报告道：“梁老师来了!梁老师来了!大家快准备好!”听到这句话，我们立刻安静了下来，安静的连一根针掉到地上都能听得见。梁老师推门进入了!我们立即大喊：“梁老师教师节快乐!”由于不整齐，我们便再喊了一次。

参考翻译：

One morning, when I came to the school, I found that there were four aunts selling flowers at the school gate. I felt very strange. Is it Women's Day today? No, isn't Women's Day March 8th? I thought about it from side to side, and finally it dawned on me, Oh-today is the Teacher's Day, which is our beloved teacher's holiday! I patted my head and blamed myself: "Oh-look at my stupid head, how can I forget such an important festival!" I quickly touched my pocket, and it was empty, just like the sentence in my adaptation of Wanglushan Waterfall, "I didn't bring money when I touched my pocket!" But it doesn't matter, Teacher's Day is not only in the morning, but in the afternoon! In this way, I swaggered into the school.

In the afternoon, I wore sneakers that my dad spent more than 200 yuan and ran to the school happily. At the school gate, I ignored all the people and things and swaggered into the school again. When I arrived at the class, I saw that all the students were holding flowers in their hands. It was only when I remembered that I shouted, "Oops! Forgot to buy flowers! " Say that finish, I touched my pocket again, and the scene of "touching my pocket with no money" appeared again. Er ... What should I do? My memory is really terrible!

Teachers' Day can't send flowers to teachers! I'm really not calm! I'm ashamed to see my teacher again! But fortunately, the second English class was the cleverest, but Comrade Du, who loved to make trouble most, came up with a perfect idea, that is, when our head teacher, Mr. Liang, pushed through the door, we shouted the words "Happy Teacher's Day, Mr. Liang". I originally wanted to play fast and shed tears on the spot, but due to lack of skills, I still avoided it.

At this critical juncture, Comrade Xia, who reported the situation, reported: "Mr. Liang is here! Teacher Liang is here! Everyone is ready! " Hearing this sentence, we immediately quieted down, so quiet that we could hear a needle falling to the ground. Teacher Liang pushed the door and entered! We immediately shouted: "Happy Teacher's Day, Mr. Liang!" Because of the disorder, we shouted again.