奇怪的弟弟

我的弟弟，他什么都好，就是有点儿“奇怪”。

               一、奇怪的小名由来

    弟弟小名是齐齐，刚开始，因为小姐五年级，我四年级，妹妹三年级，妹妹二年级，妹妹一年级，当时弟弟大班，十分整齐，才叫齐齐。可现在，他成了名副其实的“奇奇”，他经常说一句话，吓人一跳。也经常在包饺子的时候包一些人不人鬼不鬼的东西。

                二、奇怪的话  

    当时他在孩子中是老九，所以他撒娇特牛，每当犯错时让齐齐说理由，他总会说.“呢则吧斯叽叽贡呀”。每当大人问这句话的意思是什么，他总会结结巴巴的说:“就是巴斯丁贡呀”！当大人还想训他时，他就像狮子一样，一板脸说:“不跟你玩了。”就跑了，让人哭笑不得。

                 三、奇怪的思想

    齐齐总有一些奇怪的思想，他做出一样东西时，我们问他这是什么东西时，他总是说他专属语言。他拼出来的房子没房顶，没窗户，没家具，活生生一堆砖头块，他写字把6写成了6，7写成了凸，当然，挨训了很多。

    这，就是我弟弟，齐齐着实有点“奇”。

参考翻译：

My brother, he is good at everything, just kind of "strange".

               1. The origin of the strange nickname

    The younger brother’s nickname is Qi Qi. At the beginning, because the young lady was in fifth grade, my fourth grade, younger sister’s third grade, younger sister’s second grade, and younger sister’s first grade, at that time, the younger brother’s big class was very neat, so he was called Qi Qi. But now, he has become a veritable "Qiqi", and he often says a word, which is scary. I also often pack things that are neither human nor ghost when making dumplings.

                2. Strange words

    At that time, he was the ninth among the children, so he acted like a cow. Whenever he made a mistake, he asked Qiqi to explain the reason. He would always say, "Let's go for it." Whenever an adult asked what this sentence meant, he would stammer and say: "It's Bastingong!" When the adults still wanted to train him, he was like a lion, and said with a straight face: "I won't play with you." Then he ran away, making people dumbfounded.

                 Three, strange thoughts

    Qi Qi always has some strange thoughts. When he makes something, when we ask him what it is, he always speaks his own language. The house he spelled out had no roof, no windows, no furniture, and a living pile of bricks. He wrote 6 as 6 and 7 as convex. Of course, he had been trained a lot.

    This is my brother, Qi Qi is really a bit "odd".