俗世奇人

我最近读了一本书，名曰《俗世奇人》。你应该也读过这本书吧?我最近发现我们身边也有一些俗世奇人，最奇的就数我哥哥了。

他的奇就是他烦人的特殊本领，像鼻涕一样黏着我不放。当我认真写作业时，他突然看到某个新闻想讲给我听，我就必须听;当我静心阅读时，他若是想到了某个“脑筋急转弯”或者笑话，我不想听也不行。他是赶不走、洗不净、擦不掉的502胶水，永远挥之不去。

我给他取了外号叫“烦人哥”，这是有原因的，因为他烦人烦出了历史新高度。首先他是世界上烦人时间能够达到最长的人，比如昨天晚饭后他突然冲进我的房间大喊道:“嘿，你知道吗?长征5号刚刚发射了!”这可把我吓了一大跳，扑通一声摔倒在地上。我费力地爬起来，生气地吼道:“下次敲门再进来!”“哦，好吧。”我以为我安全了，没想到他又突然喊起来:“载人仓直径五米呢!……”又把我吓个仰面朝天，我看他兴奋得眼睛往上翘，五官都变形了，两手高举过头，比划出一个“V”字。接着就是一阵漫长的、絮絮叨叨的“和尚念经”。没想到他把清静还给我的时候，竟然已经晚上10点了!我气得想要找他兴师问罪，又想到如果找他评理，他就会继续纠 缠到让我耳朵里长老茧，也就作罢了。

其二，他的烦人之奇是他烦得有水平、有高度。这可不是一般人能做到的，有一次他在烦我的过程中还帮我写出一篇作文来呢!

那天我正愁不知道怎么写作时，他又冲进我的房间。他一定知道我要写作，因为他特意装出一副学者派头来，还带上了玩具眼镜。我想用力把他推出去，几次都失败了，最后无奈放下笔，准备先听他“高谈阔论”。果然这位方学者把眼镜往上推了推，把手握拳放在下巴下，“咳咳”假装老教授的模样咳了两声，开始演说:“记住，写作一定要静水流深，表面平静安宁，水底万壑争流……”他后面唠唠叨叨不知道说了多久，我被烦得快要睡着了，突然脑子灵光一现，他说的似乎有点道理，我不妨听听，说不定真能启发我的写作思路了。于是我赶紧请求他:“烦人大师啊，教教我怎么写作文吧!”他用拇指和食指扶了扶眼镜，说:“不错，孺子可教也!”然后又是叽里呱啦说上一大堆，我听着听着突然感觉有点道理，我边听边写，很快一篇《为小草点赞》就出炉了，没想到他真是个“烦人的学者”呢!

怎么样?我的“烦人哥”奇吧，奇到让我改变了对他的看法。有内容、有意义的烦，有时也对我们有帮助呢!

英语翻译：

I recently read a book called "Wonderful People". You should have read this book, right? I recently discovered that there are some mundane people around us. The most curious one is my brother.

His strangeness is his annoying special ability, sticking to me like a snot. When I was writing my homework seriously, he suddenly saw a certain news and wanted to tell me, I had to listen; when I was reading quietly, if he thought of a certain "brain teaser" or joke, I didn't want to listen. . He is the 502 glue that can't be driven away, washed, or wiped off, and will never be removed.

I gave him the nickname "Brother Annoying" for a reason, because he was annoying to a new height in history. First of all, he is the person with the longest annoying time in the world. For example, after dinner yesterday, he suddenly rushed into my room and shouted: "Hey, do you know? The Long March 5 has just launched!" This scared me. With a big jump, he fell to the ground with a plop. I struggled to get up and shouted angrily: "Knock on the door next time, come in again!" "Oh, okay." I thought I was safe, but he suddenly shouted, "The manned cabin is five meters in diameter! …" I was scared again, and I saw that his eyes were upturned with excitement, his facial features were distorted, his hands were raised above his head, and he made a "V" sign. Then there was a long, babbling "monk chanting." Unexpectedly, when he returned Qingjing to me, it was already 10 o’clock in the evening! I was so angry that I wanted to ask him for inquiries, and I thought that if I asked him to judge, he would continue to be entangled to make my ears calluses. Give it up.

Second, his annoying wonder is that he is both level and high. This is not something ordinary people can do. Once he helped me write a composition while bothering me!

When I was worried about writing that day, he rushed into my room again. He must know that I want to write, because he deliberately pretended to be a scholar, and he also brought toy glasses. I tried to push him out with force, but failed several times, but finally put down my pen and prepared to listen to him "talking". Sure enough, the Fang scholar pushed his glasses up, clenched his fist under his chin, "cough cough" pretending to be an old professor, and began to speak: "Remember, writing must be still water flowing deep and the surface calm. Tranquility, the underwater world is vying for..." He was nagging for a long time. I was so annoyed that I was about to fall asleep. Suddenly, his mind seemed to make sense. I might as well listen to it. Maybe it can really inspire my writing ideas. So I hurriedly asked him: "Annoying master, teach me how to write a composition!" He held his glasses with his thumb and index finger, and said, "Yes, ruins can teach you too!" Then there was a lot of jiliquala. , I suddenly felt a bit of truth while listening. I was listening and writing, and soon an article "Like Xiaocao" came out. I didn't expect that he was really an "annoying scholar"!

How is it? My "annoying brother" is strange, so strange that I changed my opinion of him. Content and meaningful annoyance can sometimes help us!