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话说唐僧师徒取经归来途中，误入水镜山时空隧道，来到了21世纪。   

左看右看，他们觉得什么都稀奇，都格格不入，于是商议好，一个时辰后会面。       

八戒迫不及待地来到了美食街，他左顾右盼地走进“皇家酒楼”。大模大样地翘起二郎腿，一位年轻貌美的女服务员飘然而至。八戒一见不止嘴馋，心也馋了，拍拍肚皮:“俺老猪要你们这里所有的上好菜！”女服务员大吃一惊，但还是礼貌的点了点头。     

一小时后……     

八戒吃得肚皮滚圆，刚想出门。女服务员着急地拦住了他:“先生，你还没付款呢。”八戒囧囧地道：“该付多少钱？”“15580元。”八戒一愣，突然想起猴哥教给他的金钱魔法。连忙左掏掏右掏掏，在裤兜里乱翻乱找，顺便吹了口气，魔术般的拿出一堆纸。不料服务员大惊失色：“假钞！”八戒一见不妙，匆匆施遁地法逃回师傅身边，因为他只会变唐朝时代的钱。       

咦！这是师傅吗？只见一个披金戴银拎着很多名牌包包的翩翩公子。那公子微微一笑:“八戒，看你那么匆忙，准是吃东西不付钱了吧？把这项链拿去抵债，一会我们得穿越回去了，你都没有好好地欣赏21世纪的先进，只顾吃，太落后了。” 又自顾不暇的拿起一把项链心疼地念道:“这些东西价格贵的惊人，只好勉强买几十条了，回去送给佛祖和菩萨们的感恩礼物，这堆包包是给仙女姐姐们的。”还想着仙女们围着他的情景……正当唐僧沉醉其中时，两辆加长版的劳斯莱斯停在他们面前，一阵风吹过……       

第一辆车门款款打开，只见一个烫着时髦的金发，西装革履，皮鞋亮得可以照出影子的美国“总统”，趾高气扬地下车——沙僧。       

第二辆车出来的主人是:全身装备的核武器专家，加特林、防弹盔甲、原子弹等。威风凛凛地站在大家面前的俄罗斯“总统”，不仔细看都不知道是孙悟空。       

大家见八戒除了肚子大一点儿之外没有什么变化，忍不住哈哈大笑……  

时间不早啦！唐僧施法打开了时空隧道，四人穿越回去开始了新的旅程…

参考翻译：

On the way back from the scriptures, Tang's monk and his disciples strayed into the time tunnel of Shuijing Mountain and came to the 21st century.

Looking left and right, they felt that everything was strange and out of place, so they negotiated well and met in an hour.

Eight quit can't wait to come to the food street, and he walks into the "Royal Restaurant" looking left and right. A beautiful young waitress floated by with her legs cocked grandly. When Pig saw it, he was not only greedy, but also greedy. He patted his belly and said, "My old pig wants all the good dishes here!" The waitress was surprised, but nodded politely.

In an hour ...

Eight quit eating round belly, just want to go out. The waitress stopped him anxiously: "Sir, you haven't paid yet." Bajie embarrassed tunnel: "How much should I pay?" "15580 yuan." Eight quit one leng, suddenly remembered the monkey king taught him money magic. Hurriedly left Tao Tao right Tao Tao, rummaging around in his trouser pocket, blowing a sigh of relief, by the way, magically took out a sheet piling. Unexpectedly, the waiter was shocked: "Counterfeit banknotes!" When Bajie saw something bad, he fled back to his master in a hurry, because he would only change the money in the Tang Dynasty.

Gee! Is this a master? I saw a charming son wearing gold and silver and carrying many famous brand bags. The son smiled slightly and said, "Pig, look at you in such a hurry. You must have stopped paying for your food. Take this necklace to pay off the debt. We have to cross back in a while. You didn't appreciate the advancement of the 21 ST century well. You only care about eating and are too backward. " I picked up a necklace and read it sadly: "These things are so expensive that I have to reluctantly buy dozens of them. I will go back and give them gratitude gifts to Buddha and Bodhisattva. This pile of bags is for fairy sisters." Still thinking about the fairies around him ... Just as Tang Yan was intoxicated, two extended Rolls Royce stopped in front of them, and a gust of wind blew ...

The door of the first car opened leisurely, only to see an American "president" with fashionable blond hair, suit and leather shoes bright enough to reflect the shadow, and get off with his head held high-sand monk.

The owners of the second car came out: nuclear weapons experts with full body equipment, gatling, bulletproof armor, atomic bomb, etc. Russia's "President", who stood majestically in front of everyone, didn't even know it was Sun Wukong if he didn't look carefully.

Everyone can't help laughing when they see that Eight Rings has not changed except that they have a bigger belly ...

It's getting late! Tang's monk opened the time tunnel by casting spells, and the four men crossed back and started a new journey …