致朋友生日的一封信

我挚爱的朋友:

实在是不好意思，马上就是你的生日了，关键时刻手机却停机了。人生最痛苦的事情莫过于此了。于我而言，你幸福，所以我幸福。

想好了许多的祝福话语给你，但是一敲起键盘来，却无从写起。可能是想说的话太多了吧，抑或是文字太贫乏了，无法镌刻我此刻的心情和对你的美好祝愿。

回忆总是让人感觉美好，转眼之间我们已长大成人。人生的事情实在是耐人寻味，但无论如何，你自信豁达的心态，积极乐观的生活态度，确实给我带来了相当大的影响。我生命旅途上许多的鲜花与掌声，包括挫折后的振奋，很大程度上源于你无形中给予我的动力。所以，你一直被奉为我人生中的贵人，不知这是我的荣幸，还是你的悲哀。但不管怎样，在此，我以一名中共预备党员的身份，代表我的祖先，代表胡主席，代表荆州人民，代表我自己，正式地、严肃地、认真地，对你表示真诚的感谢!所以，也请你正式地、严肃地、认真地，接受我真诚的感谢!

我端正地坐在电脑前，等待着你生日的0时0分0秒的到来。这是一个相当艰苦的等待过程。北方都市的暖气着实是让人陶醉，但却敌不过周公先生的一声声深情的呼唤。或许是我意志过于顽强，也或许是你的魅力实在太大，最终我还是抵住了周公的诱惑，人生最幸福的事情也就于此了!

诚实地说，我昨天做梦梦见你了。至于梦的内容不便透露，在此，请谅解。在仔细认真地查阅了国际做梦权威组织发布的解梦宝典后，有一点值得肯定地告知你，幸福、快乐、顺利，健康是你生生世世的伴侣!

最近有人称我是流氓了。我觉得，流氓很好，流氓是个强势群体，没有人敢轻易侵犯你，也没有人敢冒犯得罪你身边的朋友。所以，我一直认为自己是个强人。因此，当你受到侵犯时，当你受到不应有的委屈时，请告诉我，请通知我，我会第一时间地为你提供最有效的服务，为你排忧解难的。请注意:这一切都是免费的哟!

回顾你生命中的N个年头，我觉得我一直在犯一个十分严重的错误。在这个通讯技术日益发达的社会，一条简单的生日快乐的祝福短信淹没了我对你所有的祝福，而且更为重要的是，我发现了其中一个致命的逻辑错误:凭什么你只有生日才能快乐呢?为什么就不能天天快乐，时时快乐，刻刻快乐，秒秒快乐呢?每当想起这个错误，我是如此的自责与惭愧。你人生中的一切不快，可能就是由于我的无知造成的。因此，知识确实很重要。闲下来的时候，多多看书，多多思考吧。

世界从来就是不公平的。所以，是你的幸福，是你的快乐，是你的一切的一切，你都需要一一占有，毋须羡慕他人。上帝对你是公平的，他不仅会给你一双漂亮的翅膀，而且会给你一片自由的天空。因此，请牢记，自信是上帝赋予你的权利。

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参考翻译：

My beloved friend:

I'm really sorry, it's your birthday soon, but the phone stopped at the critical moment. The most painful thing in life is this. To me, you are happy, so I am happy.

I thought a lot of blessing words for you, but once I hit the keyboard, I couldn't write them. Maybe there are too many words to say, or the words are too poor to engrave my mood at the moment and my best wishes to you.

Memories always make people feel good, and suddenly we have grown up. Things in life are really intriguing, but in any case, your confident and open-minded attitude and positive and optimistic attitude towards life have really brought me considerable influence. Many flowers and applause on my life journey, including the excitement after setbacks, are largely due to the motivation you gave me invisibly. Therefore, you have always been regarded as a noble person in my life. I wonder if this is my pleasure or your sorrow. However, as a probationary member of the Communist Party of China, I would like to express my sincere thanks to you formally, seriously and conscientiously on behalf of my ancestors, President Hu, Jingzhou people and myself. Therefore, please accept my sincere thanks formally, seriously and earnestly.

I sat upright in front of the computer, waiting for the arrival of your birthday at 0: 00: 00. This is a rather arduous waiting process. The heating in the northern cities is really intoxicating, but it can't match Mr Zhou's affectionate calls. Maybe my will is too strong, or maybe your charm is too great. In the end, I resisted the temptation of Duke Zhou, and the happiest thing in life was here!

To be honest, I dreamt about you yesterday. As for the inconvenience of disclosing the content of dreams, please understand here. After carefully reviewing the dream interpretation book published by the international dream authority organization, it is worth telling you that happiness, happiness, smoothness, and health are your companions for generations to come!

Recently, someone called me a hooligan. I think hooligans are very good, they are a strong group, no one dares to invade you easily, and no one dares to offend the friends around you. Therefore, I always thought I was a strong man. Therefore, when you are violated, when you are unjustly wronged, please tell me, please inform me, and I will provide you with the most effective service as soon as possible to solve your problems. Please note: All this is free!

Looking back on the N years of your life, I think I have been making a very serious mistake. In this society with increasingly developed communication technology, a simple message of happy birthday overwhelmed all my blessings to you, and more importantly, I found a fatal logical error: Why can you only have a happy birthday? Why can't we be happy every day, every moment, every second? Whenever I think of this mistake, I feel so guilty and ashamed. All the unhappiness in your life may be caused by my ignorance. Therefore, knowledge is really important. When you are free, read more books and think more.

The world has never been fair. Therefore, it is your happiness, your happiness, your everything, you need to possess it one by one, and you don't need to envy others. God is fair to you. He will not only give you a pair of beautiful wings, but also give you a free sky. Therefore, please keep in mind that self-confidence is a right given to you by God.

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