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偷懒记

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发表时间:2020-10-17 22:35

偷懒之记,手屁皆疼。——题记


窗外寒蝉凄切,北风呼啸,我刚回到家妈妈就面带微笑地跑出来,迎接我。按照以往的惯例,准没什么好事。果然,他是想安排我去洗碗,如果我不去那不是要挨打了吗?这样可不行,我必须得想出一条妙计来。


“有了!不就是洗碗吗?我只需要用水盛满一个桶,然后把碗放进去泡一会儿,不就大功告成了吗?”老妈你一定想不到吧,我可不像以前那样死板了。


说来就来,我走进厨房,用一个水桶装满水,然后把碗放进水桶里,只要我去看会儿书,“偷懒大法”便大功告成了!当然,以这样的速度把这件事情做完,老妈肯定不相信,正好看课外书也可以拖延时间。我可真是个天才呀!


可是老天就是看我不顺眼,这个时候把老妈叫来了,还好,我眼疾手快在妈妈进厨房的前一秒就把“犯罪现场”收拾好了!


这个鬼崽子这么快就可以把碗洗好,肯定偷懒了,看我今天不拔了你这条“懒筋“!老妈一脸恶意地问:“你洗碗了吗?”


糟了,妈妈既然这个时候来了,没关系,看我的神回复:“洗了呀,怎么啦?”我把课外书藏在身后,镇定自若地回答道。


好啊,还不承认,我就不我就不信今天治不了你了是吗?老妈怒气冲冲地问道:“那碗怎么这么油啊?”我吓了一大跳,不行!我可是不会认输的,“不可能,”我装作不可思议地问道,“难道你没有问它,我有没有给它洗澡吗?”


可是道高一尺,魔高一丈。我最后还是被“告上法庭”,手掌和我那可爱的屁屁,都肿得比“猪头”还大,这时窗外的雨很大很大……


现在想起那件事还会哈哈大笑,我以后课再也不会犯傻了!


参考翻译:

The memory of being lazy, the hand fart hurts. --Inscription


The chills outside the window were mournful, and the north wind was howling. As soon as I got home, my mother ran out with a smile on her face to greet me. According to past practice, there is no good thing. Sure enough, he wanted to arrange for me to wash the dishes. If I didn't go, wouldn't I be beaten? This won't work, I have to come up with a clever plan.


"Yes! Isn't it just washing the dishes? I just need to fill a bucket with water, and then put the bowl in to soak for a while, won't you be done?" Mom, you must not have thought, I am not as rigid as before.


Just talk about it. I walked into the kitchen, filled a bucket with water, and put the bowl in the bucket. As long as I read a book for a while, "Lazy Dafa" was done! Of course, my mother would definitely not believe it if this thing is done at such a speed, just reading extracurricular books can also delay time. I'm such a genius!


But God just saw me not pleasing to my eyes. At this time, I called my mother. Fortunately, my eyesight and hands were quick to clean up the "crime scene" one second before my mother entered the kitchen!


This bastard can wash the dishes so quickly, he must be lazy. See if I won't pull your "lazy tendons" today! My mother asked maliciously: "Did you wash the dishes?"


Oops, since my mother is here at this time, it doesn't matter. Look at my God's reply: "It's washed, what's the matter?" I hid the extracurricular books behind me and answered calmly.


Okay, if you don’t admit it, I don’t believe I can’t cure you today, right? My mother asked angrily: "Why is that bowl so oily?" I was shocked, no! I won't admit defeat, "Impossible," I asked pretendingly, "Don't you ask it, did I bathe it?"


But the road is one foot high, and the devil is one foot high. I was "sue to court" in the end. My palms and my cute butt were swollen bigger than "pig's head". At this time, the rain outside the window was very heavy...


I still laugh when I think about it now, and I will never be stupid again in class!


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