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零分的试卷

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发表时间:2020-10-17 22:41

早上,我伸了一个懒腰,望着餐桌上的鸡蛋,仿佛看到了昨天零分的试卷......


“咳咳,今天来一场天才测试,由联合国特制,天才和蠢材,一测便知。”童老师露出了狡猾的奸笑。


啥?what?联合国特制,本来全国全省出的题就很难了,更别说联合国啦!


“五分钟请把20题全部答完!”童老师伸出五根手指,不怀好意地喊道。


五分钟二十道题?那必须要拥有哪吒的三头六臂,和马良的神笔才可以写完呀!可我又不是哪吒也不是马良,这可怎么办啊!如果一分钟里有一百秒就好呀......


“闭上眼睛,双手反绑在背后!”童老师露出一张老虎脸,两只又大又圆的眼睛像两颗子弹一样飞射出来。


完蛋了!这只“狐狸精”一定有阴谋,一定有古怪!会不会她正在发试卷呢......


“三、二、一,考试开始!”童老师慢条斯理地从嘴里吐出这几个字。


我吓得手忙脚乱我,打开笔,唰唰唰地写了起来。


“一分钟.....三分钟....”这几句话飘进了我的耳朵。


啊!老师!您就大发慈悲吧!别念下去了!我又写错了一个字了,您这不是火上浇油嘛?


“考试时间到!”童老师绝情地打断了我的思路,“请同学们把笔放下,停止答题,否则计零分处理!”


呼!幸好做了六题,这一次应该可以及格吧!否则回家就要吃“竹笋炒肉”啦!


童老师用红笔一个一个地改试卷,每改一份试卷,同学们都会传来两种声音:“yes!一百分!no!0分!”当童老师改到我时,我默默祈祷:及格,及格,千万要及格!童老师走后,我一看,瞬间晕倒——零分啊!看来今天回家要上演一场“世界大战”了!


正当我想着,童老师大喝一声:“安静!下面大家把第一题读一遍!”


“请认真完成........”大家读了起来。


“再把第二十题读一遍!”


这时大家才恍然大悟:原来只要写名字呀!


童老师童老师啊,你玩的可真阴险啊........


回顾现在,我看着那可恶的鸡蛋,我真是后悔莫及啊!


参考翻译:

In the morning, I stretched my waist and looked at the eggs on the table, as if I saw the zero-point test paper yesterday...


"Ahem, today is a genius test, specially made by the United Nations, geniuses and stupid people, you will know the test." Teacher Tong showed a sly smile.


What? what? The UN is specially made, it is difficult to have the questions issued by the whole country, let alone the UN!


"Please answer all 20 questions in five minutes!" Teacher Tong stretched out five fingers and shouted maliciously.


Twenty questions in five minutes? Then you must have Nezha's three heads and six arms, and Ma Liang's magic pen to finish writing! But I am neither Nezha nor Ma Liang, what can I do! If there are a hundred seconds in a minute...


"Close your eyes and tie your hands behind your back!" Teacher Tong showed a tiger face, and two big round eyes flew out like two bullets.


Ruined! This "vix" must have conspiracy, must be weird! Could she be handing out test papers...


"Three, two, one, the exam begins!" Teacher Tong spit out these words slowly.


I was so frightened that I was frantic, opened the pen, and started to write.


"One minute...Three minutes..." These few words floated into my ears.


what! teacher! You can be merciful! Don't read it anymore! I made a mistake again, aren’t you adding fuel to the fire?


"It's time for the exam!" Teacher Tong interrupted my thoughts ruthlessly, "Please put down the pen and stop answering the questions, otherwise it will be counted as zero points!"


call! Fortunately, I have done six questions, this time I should be able to pass it! Otherwise, you will eat "fried pork with bamboo shoots" when you go home!


Teacher Tong used a red pen to change the test papers one by one. Every time a test paper was changed, the students would hear two voices: "Yes! One hundred points! No! 0 points!" When Teacher Tong changed to me, I prayed silently. : Pass, pass, be sure to pass! After Teacher Tong left, I fainted instantly when I saw it—zero points! It seems that a "world war" is about to be staged when I go home today!


Just as I was thinking, Teacher Tong shouted: "Quiet! Let's read the first question again!"


"Please finish carefully......" everyone read.


"Read Question 20 again!"


At this time, everyone suddenly realized: So just write the name!


Teacher Tong, Teacher Tong, you are really insidious...


Looking back at the present, I looked at that nasty egg, I really regret it!


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