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发表时间:2020-11-06 22:18 我有一个很奇怪的同学,他叫xx,名像女,人是男,还有很多奇怪的地方。 一、语言怪 他说话很怪,有一次说了个“哇纳卧”,不知啥意思,后来跟我说是三个脏话合体而成的,说这样更能表达他的惊讶,但一个数学题的解法这样大题小做了吧! 二、性格怪 他可能上一秒好好的,下一秒直接黑化,有一次石宜家一不小心惹到了他,拿起自己的尺子就是“极光剑雨”石宜家落荒而逃,他走另一路埋伏,石宜家最后败北。 三、动作怪 有一次老师鼓掌,同学们一个个也跟着上了,他用了单手鼓掌,用手来打脸,打屁股,当时可笑死了。我们好好的气势一下没了。 这就是一个奇怪的同学,xx。 参考翻译: have a very strange classmate, his name is Song Liujia, his name is like female, but he is male, and there are many strange things. One, language strange He talked very strangely. Once he said "Wana Wo". I don't know what it meant. Later, he told me that it was a combination of three swear words. He said that this could express his surprise, but the solution to a math problem is so great. Make a small question! 2. Strange character He may be fine in the first second, and black in the next. Once Shi IKEA accidentally provokes him, picking up his ruler is the "Aurora Sword Rain" Shi IKEA escapes, he walks another way to ambush, Shi IKEA Finally lost. Three, strange action Once the teacher applauded, the classmates followed one by one. He clapped with one hand, slapped his face and spanked with his hands, which was ridiculous at that time. Our momentum is gone. This is a strange classmate, Song Liujia. |