体育老师

自从我们原来的女体育老师贵老师生病后，我们一直没上体育课了。今天下午，上课铃一响，我们纷纷奔进教室，在教室里说话的说话，做小动作的做小动作。

突然，一位中老年的男人走进教室:他的头发有些苍白，脸上有不少皱纹，眉头也是皱着的。最好笑的是他把头低下，用手指指着头顶，让我们(看)他的头。“啊，他是秃头。真像个乌龟哦!”“哈哈哈……!”同学们听了，都笑不拢嘴，甚至有的同学笑的都要得羊颠疯。 细节很生动。 这时，有个女同学问:“大伯!您找谁啊?”他摇了摇头，立即大声喊:“上课!”这时同学们才都恍然大悟，原来他是老师啊。

他首先向同学们鞠了个躬，然后亲切的对我们说:“大家好!我姓李，以后叫我李老师吧!以后见到我可以尊敬地叫我一声李老师好。你们不想叫，也没关系，就一溜烟的跑过去，当我是空气吧。”顿时，教室里又第二次呵呵大笑。 细节生动。 “这老师真有意思。”一个同学想，然后当着老师的面故意在位子上说话，老师的脸马上变得凶猛、可怕。(他)一下子走到他身边，一把把他抓起来，拖到讲台上，就是几棍子，打的他只叫饶命。然后叫他做100个浮卧蹲(俯卧撑)。

我们看了，吓的腿直(打)罗(哆)嗦，甚至都不敢看(他了)。 事情处理后，老师给我们讲了许多他的故事，还讲了一些笑话逗我们开心。我想:“老师既搞笑又严肃，我们尽量让老师开心，否则就完蛋了。”

英语翻译：

Since our original female physical education teacher Gui teacher fell ill, we have not attended physical education class. This afternoon, as soon as the class bell rang, we rushed into the classroom, talking in the classroom, and doing small movements.

Suddenly, a middle-aged man walked into the classroom: his hair was a little pale, there were many wrinkles on his face, and his brows were also frowned. The most funny thing is that he lowered his head, pointed his finger to the top of his head, and let us (look at) his head. "Ah, he is bald. He really looks like a tortoise!" "Hahaha...!" The classmates couldn't laugh from ear to ear when they heard it, and even some classmates laughed like crazy. The details are vivid. At this time, a female student asked: "Uncle! Who are you looking for?" He shook his head and immediately shouted: "Class!" At this time, the students all realized that he was a teacher.

He bowed to the classmates first, and then kindly said to us: "Hello everyone! My surname is Li, I will call me Teacher Li in the future! You can respectfully call me Teacher Li when you see me in the future. You don’t want to call, It doesn't matter, just ran over in a hurry, when I was the air." Suddenly, the classroom laughed again. The details are vivid. "This teacher is really interesting." A classmate thought, and then deliberately spoke in the seat in front of the teacher, and the teacher's face immediately became fierce and terrifying. (He) walked up to him all at once, grabbed him, dragged him to the podium with a few sticks, and beat him only as forgiveness. Then ask him to do 100 floating squats (push-ups).

When we watched, our scared legs went straight (beating) Luo (duo), and we didn't even dare to look at (him anymore). After the matter was dealt with, the teacher told us a lot of his stories and told us some jokes to make us happy. I thought: "The teacher is both funny and serious. We try to make the teacher happy, otherwise it will be over."