麻辣烫一样的老师

我的老师叫刘xx，她是一个火辣辣的老师，就像是麻辣烫一样，只是叫人“烫”不欲生呀!

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刘老师还挺得意，从一年级开始，她就一直开使跟着我们，现在已经跟到四年级了，在我们的眼里，她是一个“老跟班”。她还每天不耐烦的叫我们“宝贝”，只要我们回答了问题，她的话不是:“宝贝你真棒。”就是“宝贝加油!”叫的我们脸上火辣辣的、麻麻的。

那是一节作文课上，火辣辣的老师又开讲了:“小心的捧起你，慢慢的褪下你黄色的衣衫。”“麻辣老师，少儿不宜。”有些男同学快言快语的。麻辣老师仍是不理睬，接着往下说:“终于见到了你雪白的肌肤，闻着你诱人的体香。”“麻辣老师，你太过分了。”“可是我受不了了，张开嘴巴亲了上去!”“我们也受不了了。”有些害羞的同学闭上了眼睛，捂住了耳朵。“哈哈!我爱死你了，我心爱的香蕉。”教室里“哇”声一片，我们的眼睛火辣辣的!

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那是上周五的月考，“叮铃铃……”一阵急促而又响亮的铃声过后，我的班主任麻辣老师，带着黄圈眼镜，一脸严肃的走进了教室。老师拿起了一沓卷子，我心里真是胆战心惊。老师开始发卷了，我怕我考的不好，老师准会狠狠的K我一顿。我闭上了眼睛，一睁开，心大喜:“幸好都是我会做的。”我用本壳把我和同桌隔离开，开始答题了。我做完一半卷子的时候，一个不明飞行物体从天而降，当时把我吓出一身冷汗。

我定神一看，原来是一个小纸团。我把纸团慢慢打开。是小胖扔来的，上面写着:“孙泽远，我有一个问题，我的肚子在一阵阵的折腾，想排气，排不出来，怎么排不出来，怎么办呀?你给我出一个法子。”我一想，这得帮你呀，我迅速写在纸条上:“你拍桌子，拍桌子的同时会好受些的。”我扔了过去，小胖一下接住，马上打开纸团。

不一会儿，只听“啪”的一声，我转身一看，他正用力的拍桌子，不但没有反应，反而丢大了脸。只见他又拍了一下桌子，全班同学和老师都看他，他马上来了个“十雷轰顶”——连续排气，只听一连串的声音过后，全班一阵狂笑，再一看，有的同学用手捂住了鼻子都被“毒气”熏晕了。气的老师简直都疯了，只见小胖慌慌张张的跑了出去……

考试发生的突发事件，真是难以预料。

事后，才得知，小胖在校园附近小摊吃了很多羊肉串，看来这羊肉串真不能吃呀!

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老师最大的爱好之一就是没收我们的手机，然后说:“宝贝，这个东西，老师先给你们放起来，等宝贝们表现好的时候再还给宝贝们，好吗?”我们垂头丧气的说:“好吧。”知道我们为什么说吗?是因为上星期有一个女生被老师没收了手机，女生把老师拌倒了，被老师打了一顿，我们才这么说的，我们也是逼不得以，不然我们才不会说呢。有一次，老师没收了几名同学的手机，老师又是那句老话，我们全班抗议，说到:“不好。”老师依然那样厚着脸皮走出教室，纪思宇连忙扯住老师，只见老师一个甩手，他的手像被电了似的，把纪思宇甩的摇头晃脑，纪思宇“啪”的一声坐在了地上，坐了一个大屁蹲。全班同学异口同声的说了一句:“活该!”因为纪思宇是我们班最能捣乱的。

全班同学一致推选出一个“侦察员”——我，让我到办公室门口看看老师怎么处理我们的手机，我来到办公室的门口一声，眼前的一幕使我惊呆了。老师正拿着我们的手机听音乐呢。我立即返回班级，把事情从头到尾跟同学们说了。我立即调动“大军”冲向“办公室”，老师大惊失色，为了不让我们把这件有害她名声的说出去。笑嘻嘻地说道:“宝贝们，我们可以谈谈。”我们不吃这一套。要把这件事传出去，老师神兮兮地说:“放学后不留作业。”我们一片欢呼。

这个麻辣老师可真是辣计多端呀!

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麻辣老师的会心一笑，如灿烂的春花。

我始终忘不了您的会心一笑，那是我走向成功的最大动力。一次语文测试，教室里充满了紧张的气氛，我以笔为武器，在“答卷之旅”中战胜了一只只“拦路虎。”收卷时间到了，我心中的大石头终于放下了——答得还算可以，我感觉考得不错。卷子发下来以后，那可怜的分数仿佛一根木棒，打在了我的头上，给了我当头一棒。之后的几天，我闷闷不乐，更不敢面对老师。一次课间活动，我遇见了您，您向我走了过来。老师在我的面前停了下来，伸出手，轻轻的摸了我的头，又对我会心一笑。那一刻你的微笑让我重拾希望，抛弃苦恼，您的微笑是最美的语言。

记得有一次我和同学们一起比谁跳绳跳的最多，马上就要到我了，我心里非常的紧张，跳绳到我了，我跳着跳着，跳绳一下不小心拌在了我的腿上，我一下子摔倒在地上。您见此情景，马上把我扶了起来，把我扶到了医务室。此时此刻，我感到好幸福，又是你，抱着我，一步一步的把受伤的我送回了班级……躺在你的怀里，我心里觉得那么温暖，那么甜蜜。

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一节活动课，老师来到了讲台前，对我们说:“宝贝们，给你们一个serperase!”麻辣老师满面红光的说。我们大声的问到“serperase是什么?”只见麻辣老师拿起了一支粉笔，一转身，在黑板上写到“参观学校新建成的植物园”我们看到黑要反上的字之后，全班一片欢呼。我立刻冲到老师的后面，我们排着整齐的队伍向植物园前进。

来到了植物园，我们最先看到一只青蛙，一下跳到老师的脚下，老师大叫一声，一下抱住一个同学，逗的我们哈哈大笑，只见一个女生紧忙跑过说到:“老师，你的裙子上有树虫子。”老师一溜烟的跑到树下拿一个小树枝，一下子把树虫子抽掉，老师这才松了一口气。

我心里想:“原来麻辣老师也有明小的时候呀!”

麻辣老师和他们的这些孩子们的故事还有很多很多……

英语翻译；

My teacher's name is Liu Jinling. She is a hot teacher, just like Mala Tang, but she just calls people "hot" and doesn't want to give birth!

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Teacher Liu is quite proud. She has been following us since the first grade. Now she has followed the fourth grade. In our eyes, she is an "old follower". She also impatiently calls us "baby" every day. As long as we answer the questions, her words are not: "You are awesome, baby." It's "Go on, baby!" Our faces are hot and numb.

That was a composition class, the hot teacher started again: "Carefully hold you up, slowly take off your yellow clothes." "Spicy teacher, not suitable for children." Some male students said quickly. Teacher Mala still ignored it, and went on to say: "I finally saw your white skin, smelling your attractive body scent." "Teacher Mala, you are too much." "But I can't stand it anymore, open it." I kissed the mouth!" "We can't stand it either." Some shy classmates closed their eyes and covered their ears. "Haha! I love you so much, my beloved banana." "Wow" in the classroom, our eyes are burning!

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It was the monthly exam last Friday. After a rapid and loud ringing of "jingle bells...", my head teacher Ma La, wearing yellow ring glasses, walked into the classroom with a serious face. The teacher picked up a stack of papers, and I was really terrified. The teacher started to send papers, and I was afraid that I did not do well in the exam, and the teacher would definitely give me a slap in the face. I closed my eyes and opened them, and I was overjoyed: "Fortunately, I can do it." I separated me from the same table with this shell and started to answer the questions. When I finished half of the papers, an unidentified flying object fell from the sky and scared me into a cold sweat.

I took a look at it, and it turned out to be a small ball of paper. I slowly opened the ball of paper. It was thrown by Xiaopang, and it said: "Sun Zeyuan, I have a problem. My stomach is tossing for a while. I want to exhaust. Why can't I get it out? What should I do? You give me one. How to do it." I thought, I have to help you, I quickly wrote on the note: "You pat the table, and you will feel better when you pat the table." I threw it over, Xiaopang caught it, and immediately opened the paper. group.

After a while, I just heard a "pop", I turned around and saw that he was slapped hard on the table, not only did he not respond, but he was ashamed. I saw him pat the table again. All the classmates and teachers looked at him. He immediately came out with a "ten thunderstorm"-continuous exhaust. After only listening to a series of sounds, the whole class laughed wildly, and then watched again. , Some classmates covered their noses with their hands and were fainted by the “t