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作为一个理科学生,当我看到这个话题时,我吓呆了。 我想鞭打某人! 我真想狠狠地扇那个命题老师一巴掌,以至于我觉得自己像是在代表我的物理老师。


让一只鸟叼着一根树枝飞向太平洋。 什么样的天才能编出这样的故事? 我不知道这个命题的老师的鸟,是多么伟猛,是多么神奇。 一个正常人的思维让我质疑一些事情。 我不在乎鸟儿嘴里叼着树枝,怎么和它的配偶调情。 我不在乎一只不会游泳的鸟,怎么会在树枝上钓鱼。 我不在乎太平洋的海浪会不会撞倒树枝。 我只问你一个问题: 你知道让一只鸟在水上漂浮的树枝有多大吗? 跟电线一样粗? 筷子粗吗? 老师,请允许我教你一个浮力公式。 如果你想要一块木头搬一只鸟,我不会用字母来表达对你智慧的尊敬: 木头的浮力——木头本身的重力 + 鸟的重力,以便最大限度地利用木头,让我们假设木头完全在水面以下。


所以我们可以得出这样的结论: 水的密度,木材的体积,木材的重力加速度,木材的体积,木材的重力加速度,鸟的重量,同类重力加速度的重量,并简化它,木材中水的体积密度——木材的密度——鸟的水的重量约为1000公斤 / m3,而木材的密度在400-750公斤 / m3之间。 假设这只鸟非常聪明,找到了一只较轻的。 木材的密度是500公斤 / 立方米。 结果是: 鸟的重量 / 木材的体积-500千克 / 立方米,简单来说,就是: 如果鸟的重量是1千克,那么木材的体积-1 / 500立方米-0。 002立方米-2立方分米2立方分米什么概念? 一块普通的砖头,大概两块! !! 一公斤的鸟是什么概念? 这么说吧,一只母鸡平均重三到四磅,一公斤就是小鸡。 一只鸡那么大的鸟能搬两块砖头,或者一根胳膊那么大的棍子吗? 即使可以,风的阻力也会把鸟儿送到大西洋,而不是太平洋。 命题老师可以说他的鸟大,鸟也重! 可能不是手臂大小的棍子,可能是根杆子。



总之,科学告诉我。 不管鸟是什么,它都不会嘴里叼着树枝飞向太平洋。 如果一定要这么做,那就是一只鹅,一只鸟在太平洋里淹死去喂鱼。 只有傻鸟才会相信,基于这个傻鸟故事的傻鸟理论。 昨天买了一份房地产报纸,快速扫描一下,舌头半天没有收缩。 北京的物价又上涨了。 在俄罗斯方块外的这种地方,拥有一套较小的两室一厅的套房,要花一百万美元。 我对钱了解不多。 幸运的是,更像是一种具体的思考,急于转化,想起来就容易多了。 如果我是个农民,我会很幸运地拥有一英亩的土地。 一年两熟,一粒小麦,一粒玉米,一年可以挣800元,外加一群鸭子,卖鸭蛋,估计可以挣1000元。 为了在上海郊区买一栋像样的房子,我不得不在没有食物和水的情况下耕作1000年。 到那时,共产主义就会成真了,对吧? 如果我是工人,不下岗,一个月拿800元,不抽烟,不喝酒,不结婚,不吃饭。 渴了要喝冷水,饿了要吃烂叶子,冷了要捡破麻袋穿,总之,不花一分钱,在房价不提前上涨,要买这样的房子,要连续工作100年。 我不认为工厂需要这么老的工人。


如果我是公务员,做得好,一个月,2500元,也不抽烟,不喝酒,不吃饭,不贪污,行贿,不挪用公款,买这样的房子是一样的,价格不上涨,我忍了33年。 他买了房子可能很快就要退休了,而且他很可能很快就会死于营养不良。 如果我是个作家,而且写得不错,我不抽烟,不喝酒,不吃东西,也不勾搭文学界的女士,要买那样的房子,价格不会上涨,我必须连写两万字,我必须确保文字被采用。 如果你每小时能写20xx 个单词,你就必须在你的 word 文档上写上1000个小时和20xx 页。 我明白了。 为什么写作的人往往英年早逝?




As a science student, I was petrified when I saw this topic. I'd like to whip someone! I wanted to slap the propositional teacher so hard that I felt like I was representing my physics teacher. Let a bird fly off to the Pacific with a twig in its beak. What kind of genius could have invented such a story? I do not know the proposition of the teacher's bird, is how Wei Meng, is how magical. A normal person's mind makes me question things. I don't care how a bird with a twig in its beak... flirts with its mate. I don't care how a bird that can't swim... fishes on a TWIG. I don't care if the Pacific Ocean waves knock over a twig. I only ask you one question: Do you know how big a branch is to allow a bird to float on the water? As thick as wire? Chopstick thick? Teacher, allow me to teach you a formula for buoyancy. If you want a piece of wood to carry a bird, i don't use letters out of respect for your intelligence: The buoyancy of the wood-the gravity of the wood itself + the gravity of the bird in order to get the most out of the wood, let's assume that the wood is just completely below the water's surface. So we can conclude that the density of water, the volume of wood, the gravitational acceleration of wood, the volume of wood, the gravitational acceleration of wood, the weight of a bird, the gravitational acceleration of the same kind, and simplify it, the density of the volume of water in the wood-the density of the wood-the weight of the water in the bird is about 1000 kg / M3, while the density of the wood is between 400-750 kg / M3. Let's say that the bird is very clever and finds a lighter one. The density of the wood is 500 kg / M3. The result: The weight of the Bird / The volume of the wood-500 kg / M3 in simple terms, is this: if the bird weighs 1 kg, then the volume of the WOOD-1 / 500 m3-0. 002 cubic metres-2 cubic decimetres 2 cubic decimetres what is the concept? A common brick, as it were, about two! !! What is the concept of a bird in a kilogram? Let's just say the average hen weighs three to four pounds, and a kilo is a chick. Could a bird the size of a chicken carry two bricks or a stick the size of an arm? Even if it could, the wind's resistance to the block would send the birds to the Atlantic, not the Pacific. The proposition teacher may say that his bird is big, the bird is also heavy! It might not be an arm-sized stick, it might be a pole. Anyway, science tells me. No matter what the bird is, it's not going to fly off to the Pacific with a branch in its mouth. If it had to be done, it would be a goose -- a bird drowned in the Pacific to feed the fish. Only a silly bird would believe the silly bird theory based on this silly bird story. Bought a real estate newspaper yesterday, a quick scan, tongue half a day did not retract. Prices in Beijing are going up again. In a place like this outside of Tetraloop, it would cost a million dollars to own a smaller suite of two bedrooms and one living room. I don't know much about money. Fortunately, more like a concrete thinking, hurry to convert, think of it is easier. If I were a farmer, I'd be lucky to have an acre of land to myself. Two crops a year, a wheat, a corn, a year can earn 800 yuan, plus a group of ducks, selling duck eggs, estimated to earn up to 1,000 yuan. To buy a decent house on the outskirts of Shanghai, I had to farm without food or water for 1,000 years. By then, communism will have come true, right? If I were a worker, not laid off, a month to get 800 yuan, do not smoke, do not drink, do not marry, do not eat. Thirsty to drink cold water, hungry to eat rotten leaves, cold to pick up broken sacks to wear, in short, not spend a penny, in the house prices do not rise in advance, to buy such a house, have to work continuously for 100 years. I don't think there's a factory that needs workers this old. If I were a civil servant, doing well, a month, 2500 dollars, also do not smoke, do not drink, do not eat, not corruption, bribery, do not embezzle public funds, to buy such a house is the same, prices do not rise, I have to endure for 33 years. He'll probably have to retire soon after buying a house, and he'll most likely die quickly from malnutrition. If I'm a writer and I'm doing well, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't eat, I don't pick up literary ladies, and to buy a house like that, prices don't go up, I have to write 20,000 words in a row, and I have to make sure the words are taken. If you can write 20xx words per hour, you will have to write for 1000 hours and 20xx pages on your WORD document. I see. Why do people who write tend to Die Young? Hold it in. If I were a robber, with average means, average eyes, and a thousand dollars for every robbery, I would not smoke, drink, eat, find a woman, or be caught, in order to buy a house like that again, the price would not go up, you'd have to commit 1,000 crimes in a row, and if you commit once a week, you'd have to commit 18 years in a row. If I were a businessman, I would eat and drink, smoke, drink, eat, have venereal disease, and keep a mistress at night, as long as I have the ability to borrow money, when the house just came out, crackling to pay the initial payment, and partners together to raise, within two years, several houses have been acquired. See this full of momentum of the title of the composition, let me think is not that "our team to the Sun" Clarion Song, not that in the film, television to see the "Fire Red" era, not that in the press, books read in the earthquake relief, flood relief of the steel army soul, not our 90 generation of learning to thrive, let me first think of is that honor or disgrace, loyalty, perseverance, great wisdom and courage, tenacity of the first generation of our Marshal Xu Xiangqian Jung. From being a grocer's apprentice out of school because of poverty to being a founding father of the republic. Sentence is too long, please supply a shorter sentence! Forward! Forward! Walk the Line! Forward! Forward! Forward! The harder the fight, the further it goes! Forward! Forward! Forward! Mount TAI STANDS TALL! He is a flag of the four armies! He is the Chinese military history never efface the glory! His spirit is always inspiring generations of people to struggle! Marshal Xu Xiangqian, immortality!

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